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I lie so she will believe me |
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Monday, 02 April 2007 |
Sometimes I lie just because if the true answer is too simple, such as "I missed your phone call because I was sleeping in late." she wouldn't believe it so it's better to say, "I missed your phone call because my cat ran out the front door and I had to look for it for an hour."
The sad part is that then I'll "follow up" my lie by, for example, just metnioning "Oh I'm SO glad the cat wasn't lost" later in the day if we see another random cat. Or two days later call and be like, "I just got this wierd feeling. Can you see that the front door is closed all the way? I just got this wierd feeling about the cat."
See, otherwise she'd think I was lying. I mean the truth was that I was sleeping in late but that's too easy, she'd think I was sleeping with someone else. So I have to make up the stuff about the cat. This is really pathetic.
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