Hmm, where to begin! Oh yea. GUT!! When you fell that kick in the stomach. I would call my wife, when she said she was going to a friends house, and she wouldn't answer the fone, ofcourse a few seconds later she would text me from her phone. I would immediatelty call her back and it took a while to answer, but when she did it was quiet. When i asked her where she was she would say outside smoking.
This one is a dead giveaway, but NOT for the faint of heart. Since i do laundry, yes a guy that does laundry (dishes and cleans the house also) the undergarments are a dead giveaway! I need not say more.
Oh, the cell phone is the awful, NEVER leaves her side. When she sleeps it is by her side. To bad the account is in her name
